Weird Thoughts That Hit Every Man’s Mind During Sex

No need to be curious my ladies! To feed your curiosity about what men think while having sex, I have come up with all the exact weird thoughts that men get contrary to yours. Well, it’s true that men most of the time, think about sex but during sex they think something really funny and weird things that can make you giggle. Unlike women, men become more edgy while love making because they not only love to get divine glimpse of their partner’s body but also keep wondering and comparing if their body is great and better than their beau’s ex. So, basically men get more weird thoughts during sex compared to women. Let’s have a look.

1. “Oh boy! She is really hot!” Every guy gets this thought at the first place when her lady unhooks her bra.
2. “I love it when she gives me what I want exactly.” Men appreciate women for understanding their instant desires on bed.
3. “Her soft moulds make me reach cloud nine.” Well, men are the women boobs lover who can’t resist themselves to touch and caress those ultra smooth bosoms.
4. “Finally I got into the warm zone. It feels so good here.”
5. “Ghosh! my ears. She really hurts my ears when she screams so loud. Stop screaming so loud!” Moaning is good while having sex but loud screaming irritates some men too.
6. “Is she really enjoying it and getting the orgasm or she is just faking to let me keep going?” That’s really confusing!!
7. “I think she is not that happy with my thing. Is she thinking about her ex?”
8. “Well I am perfectly great on bed. She is definitely enjoying it. What if she is not?”
9. “I must say something dirty and sexy to arouse her more. But should I say?” Next time will do a little homework!
10. “Should I try some new positions? Would she love it? Oh! I desperately want to change the positions. Missionary is so boring!!”
11. “Wait! Do I need to pee? I think I need to pee first. Mission abort! Mission abort!”
12. Shit! I forgot to cut my nails. Fingers on leave!!”
13. “Oh boy! I simply love her curves. Her skin is so smooth. I love her boobs and butts. Wait! I am super hungry. What now?”
14. “I think I am almost done? What if she has not reached her orgasm? I have to work extra for her now.”
15. “I hate the whipped cream all over idea. That so messy.”
16. Huh! Finally the show’s over. Wait! is that a fart I am getting? Is this a good time to slip a fart? She will hate me for a month.”
17. “I think I can do much better. Just need to go for gymming and boom!
18. “Next time I will try a different flavour. I hate orange flavoured condoms!”
19. “Why can’t I stop making that weird orgasm face? She must be giggling inside. Shit!!”
20. “What she wants me to cuddle her now? No, I’m super tired I need to sleep. I want my sleep please..”

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