Thoughts That Hit Every Indian Groom While Getting Married
This post was last updated on September 23rd, 2015
Well, wedding day blues give everyone cold feet and sweating hands. Every bride and groom gets panic attack on the wedding day, they feel like sweltering. Many people have imagery idea about marriages like, they think marriage is an end of life, dreams and freedom. Mostly men think that getting married is like a chicken getting butchered. Here are some weird yet crazy thoughts that hit every Indian groom while getting married.
1. Grooms feel really irritated when they are made to wear garish and glaring clothes. They feel totally screwed up with all fancy and gaudy outfits.
2. They feel horribly devastated when they see people dancing in their own baarat, because they feel like people enjoying and celebrating on their super shattering day.
3. When flower petals and essence water showered on groom for welcoming them to the palace where they would be devastated in few hours.
4. Grooms hate it when they meet their friends who flaunt heartless and cruel smirk giving a silent message of life going to be hell.
5. Touching every near and far relative’s feet getting extreme back pain becomes extra torture besides the ugly marriage plan.
6. Getting totally blank and confused that he is brought in to compete with a full decked up lady who looks more like a Christmas tree.
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7. Grooms get really fu**ed up when they have to pose more than thousand times for snapshots and worst scenario is they can’t just show their frustration on their humiliated yet happy face.
8. Dramas get repeated when every single relative come over the stage handing them the cash cards.
9. They don’t understand, what are the role of the chairs on the stage when they have to get up in every 1 minute interval to accept the blessings of guests and relatives.
10. They just hate the money dealings in the exchange of their shoes which gets hidden by their sister-in-laws (saali). The unending bargaining and crowded high pitch voices of girls seeking for money, like they are the modern beggars.
11. They lost it, when the bride introduces her college friend or her far-off cousin who is way too hotter than her and they feel like how could they missed such a golden opportunity.
12. Their hunger rate increases like anything when they see all guests eating all lavish dishes and delicacies, while he just have to sit on that grand throne watching people’s eating faces.
13. Relatives specific lines and comments like , “kitna bada ho gya hai re tu” you grew up so fast, “ab to bacha paida karne ka time agaya hai” which means now it’s time to have babies, acts like catalyst in the fire of irritation.
14. Sitting for entire 3 hours while getting married and the pandit just don’t stop enchanting the rituals.
15. Horrifying thing is they have to take the vows of living together for life, not for just one life, but for seven lives.
16. Head goes round and round feeling like faint, for completing those ‘pheres’ around that roaring fire in the middle.
17. And when it’s time for brides ‘vidai’ that is leaving her own home, all ladies start screaming and crying so loud that for a sec the groom feel like, “don’t need her, you can keep her.”They scream and howl in a specific pattern that makes feel like someone has demised.
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Priyadarshini Muduli
A full time passionate writer with imperishable determination to bring healthy, smart and pragmatic changes individually and socially. Concentrate especially on lifestyle, life and personal improvement, relationships, mental health and behavior, viral issues and literature based subjects.
