Everyone does it. Lying has become a common factor of our lives. Well, there’s nothing bad about lying, but the thing is if you lie to somebody make sure that it doesn’t hurt and be ready about all possible outcomes if your lie get reveals. I do lie! Lying occasionally is good, but making it a habit could be serious call for trouble. White lies are good for a relationship. It’s like stretching the truth a little bit for a healthy and peaceful life. Lies are endless…if I have to write down all lies, then possibly I will go exhausted. However, I am going to round up some most repeated and common lies which we have experienced in our relationships.
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- It wasn’t me!! – Everything are just not worth taking credit for.
- I do love your parents. – Very rare people mean it, that they love their in-laws.
- Oh! You cook amazing! – It’s better to lie, to avoid conflict followed by some dramas.
- You cook almost like my mother. – Sometimes, it’s good to make your spouse or love feel good.
- You are the only one I ever loved. – I hope every people who say this, should never get caught. Too risky..
- I don’t know him/her. – Well, I have said it few times. Hell!
- I have never done that before. – Saying that you never ever done that before, means you have definitely done that before, you just pretend to be innocent. Isn’t it?
- You always hit my spot just right. – Sometimes, you feel awkward to say that he is not getting it right. You just make them feel, that they have done a great job, however, you finish your job yourself.
- Yeah, we used to date, but little. – What does that mean now? You dated her/him a little like 1 tsp. Oh boy!!
- I love watching football. – Do you really? We people have to admit a lot of things, that we actually hate doing. It’s a big emotional torture for me.
- You are the first and last thing, I think about when I wake up and I sleep. – Yawn!! Really. Then what about checking your messages, notifications and watching porn on your phones. Oops! Did I say it?
- Thank You so much!! I love it. – Who wants to be an insensitive jerk, saying that your gift sucks!
- You look good in that dress. – Like we don’t know, huh! Well, I think they make a right choice. It’s good to lie, rather getting slapped.
- I was a sincere student in my class. – Well, that’s what I call creating a false impression. No use, guys.
- I’m going to hang around with my friends. – Well, sometimes it’s tough to confine yourself in relationship bondage, which makes us lie to date some real handsome/beautiful and hot/sexy guy/girl.
- Yeah, I do miss you. – Hell! How it’s possible, to miss someone when you are in the middle of your sleep or your meeting?
- I love you!! – heh heh he..kidding guys..chill guys!!